Club Chronicles....1

I thought I wouldn't have anything to write about for a while, since I don't have any new dates, or second time dates lined up yet. But after experiencing some crazy stuff in the club last night for my friends bday, I decided I do some post on the craziness that happens in the club.

I'm starting to appreciate people showing there craziness from jump. Before a date, because I have had a few horrible first time dates.

Now to the meat.....

So first crazy of the night....Homie had his friend come up to me and say "its his bday, and he thinks your cute"(or something to that nature). I say happy bday n blah blah. I walk away after because I'm not really interested. But my song comes on( cant remember which one, I have a lot), so I grab him and start dancing. By then I need another napkin from the bar because I'm hot. He walks to the bar as well, and tries to make a funny...."hey I'm the bday boy, I'm pose to be at the bar" x_x.

This is when I start to shake my head.....

He tells he didn't get to examine me( whats up with dudes and this stuff), he's a doctor and this is what he does. I told him that I am perfectly healthy. *skipping a few lines*. I say well doctor how old are you today. He says...I'm not really a doctor, I'm a banker. I say why did you lie then..." that was apart of the g."....(you know sometimes I wonder). I say why lie then, its not like I care about what kind of job you have. He proceeds to tell me how he is the creme of the crop because he has no kids, a job and a car...you know I had to shut him down...I tell him that I have meet many men who make those same credentials.

Once again I ask his age, dude uses his fingers say that he is 27( why the hand gestures and not words is beyond me). I say what's wrong with 27, him: its close to 30, me: 30 means wisdom, him: I have been wise since I was 17....me: X_X.

And this is how it ends:

I say what is your name again...because I don't remember to well. He take his sweet time to think, then says Prince, I know this not his name because it doesn't sound remotely similar. I say whats your real name, a pause again, John Paul Anthony( I'm saying the name because I honestly do not think that is his name either). I ask to see how i.d. and he proceeds to give me some kind of excuse. I say I'll be back..and that was the end of that.

Why I had a full conversation with homie is beyond me, maybe it was to be "nice", since it wasssss his bday.